I was getting my ammo together to shoot a local tactical match, when the range officer mentioned casually, "I didn't know that you had a blog."
Me: "A... 'blog', did you call it? Isn't that where geeks write down their inanities for imaginary people to read?"
Him: "Something like that. I found this blog with an author named 'Matt G," who is a gun-friendly Texas cop, and it occured to me that you must be him."
Me: "'Matt G', you say? No last name listed? Huh. Sounds like he's trying to stay somewhat anonymous."
Him: "I'll be sure and respect his privacy, then."
He's a good man.