Suggestion to you "players:"
If you pick up a drunken hottie at the bar, and she suggests you take her to the after-party at a friend's house after closing time...
Where you find yourself drinking with a bunch of folks you never met...
And you get separated for a few minutes from this girl...
And when you go looking you find her in bed with another guy...
Don't get all mad and tear out of there like an idiot, running into things as you drive off...
And expect the small-town cop who stops you to empathize with your tale of woe.
Dude-- easy come, easy go, you know?
Maybe the bondsman will have more sympathy.
Labels: day at the office, driving, jeering, minor suggestion, public service message, strong drink
posted by Matt G @ 3:23 AM
1 Comments:
You know, its just that sort of attitude that infringes on my constitutional right to entitlement. Sad day. Sad day indeed.
[/end sarcasam]
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