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If you don't draw yours, I won't draw mine. A police officer, working in the small town that he lives in, focusing on family and shooting and coffee, and occasionally putting some people in jail.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Now Shes Just Taunting Me.

My friend the wild turkey hen has been coming back. This morning, she was on my car.


At Thursday, May 01, 2008 9:46:00 AM, Blogger HollyB said...

That's right, Matt. It's Personal!
That hen is making it her mission in life to taunt you a second, third and fourth time.

At Thursday, May 01, 2008 10:27:00 AM, Blogger Breda said...

Ha! that last one is just begging for a caption!

At Thursday, May 01, 2008 10:55:00 AM, Anonymous jimbob86 said...

ON the car? Like those scratches? But what the hell, it's the PUBLIC'S money....... kill her on a depradation permit...... should be tasty.

At Thursday, May 01, 2008 3:03:00 PM, Blogger Evil Lunch Lady said...

That's kind of sweet and weird at the same time!

Maybe it's your gaurding angel??

At Friday, May 02, 2008 9:36:00 AM, Anonymous bob@thenest said...

No, Matt. That's just displaying. Taunting begins when she poops on your windshield.

At Sunday, May 04, 2008 4:42:00 PM, Blogger Dedicated_Dad said...

She's probably captive-raised. We had a Tom someone dumped that would run up to blue cars, obviously thrilled to see them.

Speculation was that he was raised to be eaten but someone let him go. He became a major traffic hazard, caused a couple of rear-end collisions before getting killed by ... you guessed it -- a blue car.


At Monday, May 05, 2008 2:27:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Matt, that is hysterical.
I have a group (tribe, covey, herd?) of about 4 wild turkeys that like to cruise through my yard and taunt me. I think they know I would get in a tremendous amount of trouble if I shot one and ate the darn thing!
I keep trying to figure out if I could just tackle one without being beaten with the wings or get an eye pecked out. Would tackling and capturing awild turkey be a violation of turkey season?

At Thursday, May 08, 2008 7:39:00 PM, Blogger phlegmfatale said...

She's just a big tease.


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