Now Shes Just Taunting Me.
posted by Matt G @ 9:22 AM
Thursday, May 01, 2008
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- Name: Matt G
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8 Comments:
That's right, Matt. It's Personal!
That hen is making it her mission in life to taunt you a second, third and fourth time.
LMAO,
ESM
Ha! that last one is just begging for a caption!
ON the car? Like those scratches? But what the hell, it's the PUBLIC'S money....... kill her on a depradation permit...... should be tasty.
That's kind of sweet and weird at the same time!
Maybe it's your gaurding angel??
No, Matt. That's just displaying. Taunting begins when she poops on your windshield.
She's probably captive-raised. We had a Tom someone dumped that would run up to blue cars, obviously thrilled to see them.
Speculation was that he was raised to be eaten but someone let him go. He became a major traffic hazard, caused a couple of rear-end collisions before getting killed by ... you guessed it -- a blue car.
DD
Matt, that is hysterical.
I have a group (tribe, covey, herd?) of about 4 wild turkeys that like to cruise through my yard and taunt me. I think they know I would get in a tremendous amount of trouble if I shot one and ate the darn thing!
I keep trying to figure out if I could just tackle one without being beaten with the wings or get an eye pecked out. Would tackling and capturing awild turkey be a violation of turkey season?
She's just a big tease.
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