Now you're on the incentive program, eh?
According to SiteMeter's crack staff of statistical analysis boffins, this blog is due to blow through the 100 thousand hits mark in about five to seven days.
Let's look at that number: 100,000.00
Okay, so the insignificant last two digits are actually completely gratuitous.
And when I think of how certain other rockstar bloggers got to 100k so much faster than this little scribblings did, I feel kind of silly even marking the event.
But mark it I will. The visitor who achieves my 100 thousandth hit will get to choose the topic of my very next blog entry.