Trainwrecks
Casey Jones, The Old 97, The Crash At Crush....
None of 'em had a thing on the spectacular,ongoing trainwreck that is the barely 21-year-old actress Lindsay Lohan.
And to think that it was only last year that my daughters and I watched Freaky Friday on DVD, and really enjoyed it.
Now, like those 40,000 who in 1896 formed up the temporary town of Crush, TX, there's a certain amount of entertainment to be had from the schadenfreude of watching this spectacle.
Tsk.
Labels: bread and circuses, crap entertainment, Drugs, drunks, dumb criminals, popular culture
posted by Matt G @ 3:11 PM
8 Comments:
Can't someone hire her a "Keeper"?!?
What a sad waste.
She is a lost cause. I'm boycotting her movies from now on.
The Grateful Dead allusions pretty well just write themselves, don't they?
Knitalot, if I read the latest tale correctly, she was chasing down her most recently-resigned keeper.
DUI with an ETOH sensor on. Yeeha.
Humans were not meant to be so successful that early in life - where can she go from there but down? This is why I took the "late-bloomer" option.
With her parents, she never had a chance. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.
Millions of dollars buys a lot of therapy, if a person wants it. Ditch the rehab clinic, and hire a full-time pshrink.
Of course, at this point, she may want to be conserving her pennies...
Oh, who am I kidding? The same Hollywood that embraces that drug-addled, corpse-parading, fetus-abusing whore that it Courney Love will clamour to bring roles to L. Lohan.
When the hell did I start writing about movies? And actress-strumpets? Wasn't I going to be writing about guns and beer?
Guns, beer, and strumpets...Isn't that the history of Texas?
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