Suggestion to all y'all would-be scofflaws and light-runnin' criminals:

If you don't want extra charges, don't:

• --beg the officer who just told you that you're under arrest to let you go get your credit card from in the house, and
• --when he escorts you in the house, take him into the bedroom,
• --which houses the desk,
• --which has the drawer,
• --which holds a giant cigar box sufficient to hold a Glock 21 and 4 magazines,
• --which you insist on rummaging around (to the extent that you're actually sliding it around),
• --and then begin to wrestle with the nice officer when he reaches for the box.

This is enough to make even the most R.E.M.F. of "soldiers" in the "War On [Some] Drugs" pursue an additional charge of possession of your meth pipe and scales.