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If you don't draw yours, I won't draw mine. A police officer, working in the small town that he lives in, focusing on family and shooting and coffee, and occasionally putting some people in jail.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

...Not That There's Anything Wrong With That...

...but when the heck did Dallas, TX become the national focal point for gay-ness? I knew that the subculture was present, just like it had lately dawned on me that there's a disproportionately higher representation of minorities in public positions in Dallas. Right now, Dallas is going to have a run-off in which one candidate has been out for 30 years. If elected, he would make the very first openly gay mayor of a major city in the United States. Not San Francisco. Not Chicago. Dallas, Texas. And if he's elected, he'll join the openly lesbian Dallas sheriff, county judge, and district clerk as openly-out Dallas officials.

Huh. Who'd've thought?

Folks, I'm white, and I'm straight, and I was reared Christian...
...and I'm fine with all of it.

First, because my libertarian thinking basically demands that I not give a damn about what you like to do in your bedroom, so long as it doesn't interfere with my life. (Or the life of an unwilling party.)

Second, because, quite honestly, if I was going to have a bias about gay folk based upon my personal interactions with them, it would be positive. (Making sweeping judgements on groups based on anecdotal interactions with members of that group is stupid, as a rule. But people still do it, all the dadgummed time. Shoot, there's a certain name that I can't even utter in front of my wife, because she's condemned all women when it. My wife's a bright lady, but the film's burned for that particular name, where she's concerned.)

Thirdly, it'd be a moot point: I neither live in Dallas, nor even do I reside in Dallas County.

But still-- I just wouldn't have guessed that it would even have been a possibility.

- - -

Back in the '90s, before I was a cop, I was a night-shift supervisor for a security shift at a large I.T. office building campus in downtown Dallas near Oaklawn Avenue. I had a small crew that worked for me in patroling the 40+ acres and 1.7 million square feet of floors, and checking the several thousand doors for 12 hour shifts. I would typically take the dispatch desk and study my university homework for a good portion of my shift, but to keep awake, I would occasionally check out a van and go out to patrol the parking lot. We had a very gung ho director and an even more gung ho assistant director, both former U.S. Marines of the VietNam era. They were rather conservative and outspoken in their views. When they hired a young black former Marine corporal named Mike to work on my shift, they were in hog heaven. I was pretty happy, too. This guy was well-spoken, polite, and wore a uniform better than anyone I'd ever seen. To say that his leather was shiny would be an understatement, and you could shave with the creases he put in his pants and shirt sleeves. He not only made every shift, he arrived early, stayed late, took on extra shifts, and did good work. I knew he wouldn't last long (they weren't paying my guys very well), so I did my damndest to give him free rein. We got to be friends.

In the middle of the night, when the first floor checks were done and the doors were found secure and all the little chores were done, we found time to talk about everything. Mike was a bright young man, and we both saw right away in each other a sense of humor that we liked. He found it amusing that I could do my job as supervisor while completely being unwilling to take any "authority" of my position seriously. We were rent-a-cops, and nothing else. We did what we were paid to do, but both of us knew that this was nothing more than a temporary place-holder in our lives. I'm afraid we might have made fun of ourselves on occasion. :) (Our uniform was, we realized one night, identical to that of Roscoe P. Coletrain's from The Dukes Of Hazzard.)

One night Mike came in to make some coffee, and I asked him for the keys to the patrol van he had, so that I could make a few turns around the parking area, and run to the store to get a Coke. When I got in the van, I found that he'd left a mix tape in the tape deck. I let it run. Bette Middler. Cher. A dance remix with samplings of Bette and Cher. Dance music with calypso undertones. More Cher. I went back into the security office.

"Mike, I thought we were friends," I began.

"We are," he said, as he handed me a cup. He'd just made some coffee the way I liked it-- a bag and a third of the crappy individually-wrapped industrial coffee, using a fork to flick out the large thick, acid-laden flakes of coffee bean casings, and carefully scrubbing the pot, filter basket, and drip spout before using spring water from the cooler. The result was actually drinkable, despite the fact that our company bought us about the cheapest coffee you've ever seen. When Mike made coffee, not only was the coffee good, but the coffee station in the break room was left clean and organized. For that reason alone I had campaigned for a raise for the guy.

"So why, over all the time that we've talked over all these nights, have you never thought to share the fact that you're gay?" I asked.

"Wellllll..." he stalled. "You never actually asked." This was true. I'd had my suspicions, but figured that he was one of those latent guys that didn't know it, himself. Why bring it up?

"Yeah, but that's a pretty big chunk of yourself to hide from a friend, when you're clearly out!" I retorted.

"What makes you say I'm gay, and out at that?" he asked.

"Mix tape."

"Oh. That. Yeah, I guess I'd forgotten about that. Is it that obvious?"

"It certainly made some things clear," I responded with a grin.

"I just thought that it might be best to hide it at work, given the extremely homophobic nature of [our bosses]," he said.

"Yeah, that makes sense. And I won't mention it to them," I said. "But still, dude-- I'm mildly offended that you didn't think you could trust me after a few months."

"Look: you're not critical of me being gay, even though you're straight, right?" he asked.

"Right," I responded, matter-of-factly.

"Why not?" he asked.

"Because," I said, not immediately seeing the trap, "it's none of my frickin' business!"

"Exxxxxxactly," he responded, with a grin.

"Oh, shut up. Go out and listen to your extended dance remix of 'If I Could Turn Back Time.'"

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At Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:27:00 AM, Blogger HollyB said...

Yeah, havin' spent time in the "theahtah" and then my time volunteering and working with HIV positive "Clients" and THEN going to grad school at TWU, I've known many gay men and women. Been friends with some, even have a few family member who are gay.
But,like you say, unless they are makin' a pass at ME, it's really non of my business.

At Wednesday, May 23, 2007 1:03:00 PM, Anonymous Rabbit said...

And, once again, there was a transgendered candidate in the race. Seems like she got 534 votes. Her platform was exceedingly fluffybunny.

Myself, I just don't have a problem with any of it and I'm a poster child for straight, so the wife tells me. My stepsister is 'outdoorsy' and when I was single we'd hit the bars together and pick up each other's 'castoffs'. She was a hell of a wingman.

From what I've heard, our esteemed Dallas Co. Sheriff is doing a fine job. Met her when I worked for DHS prior to her election.

Anyone want to go to Sue Ellen's this weekend? :D


At Wednesday, May 23, 2007 4:14:00 PM, Blogger Matt G said...

Rabbit, I've also heard good things about your honorable sheriff. Good for her-- she's a triple minority, not only for public office, but law enforcement to boot.

Sue Ellen's, last time I was there (back before I was married, hanging out with a co-worker in a wingman situation not unlike your stepsister's), was actually a damned pleasant place to play a game of pool, and they didn't upcharge for call liquor. I could get a double of Glenmorangie neat with water back for $5, and still tip the bartender. Dunno how much that's changed. I was just really impressed at how friendly a lesbian bar was to an obviously straight guy. Prol'ly would've been different if I'd tried to convince any of the patrons to adjust their inclinations, but I wasn't a fool.

That dadgummed Halloween Parade off Oaklawn is a hoot. My wife and I've gone a coupla times, as gawkers.

At Thursday, May 24, 2007 12:41:00 PM, Blogger Murphy said...

It's when they are making a pass at you that makes it...interesting.

What makes it extra special is when another buddy is present to witness the incident and he tells you
1) Hey man, it's a compliment of sorts...
2) Just wait until the other guys hear about this!

At Thursday, May 24, 2007 1:06:00 PM, Blogger John McElveen said...

Matt- Love the Blog--LOL-- I Didn't know if you were AD's spooning Buddy or not- Love your replys on other sites- will be back to read up on yours!

Have a great week and I'm thinking up gratuitos Beaver joke as I type- I'm just going to take the High Road like you did and keep it to myself!! :-)


At Thursday, May 24, 2007 6:55:00 PM, Anonymous Rabbit said...

Never, ever get involved n any way in an arm wrestling contest in a dyke bar.

Trust me on this.


At Friday, May 25, 2007 5:00:00 PM, Blogger Gay_Cynic said...

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