Help Wanted: Moral Majority head honcho.
Lost our last one. We think we know where he went.
Must be perfectly certain that he is right. Not just right, but rightly Right. Experience in hucksterism and demagoguery helpful. Must possess numerous hot opinions on popular culture and other religions. Past study of history a plus, but not really that important. Judgment is essential-- you will be sitting in it of others daily. Honesty not important.
Higher ratings equals higher salary and more TV face time! Must have
own suit. Bonus if a bigot.
Interested parties contact Liberty University. If busy, page the Southern Baptist Convention. (They may not answer.)