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If you don't draw yours, I won't draw mine. A police officer, working in the small town that he lives in, focusing on family and shooting and coffee, and occasionally putting some people in jail.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Help Wanted: Moral Majority head honcho.

Lost our last one. We think we know where he went.

Must be perfectly certain that he is right. Not just right, but rightly Right. Experience in hucksterism and demagoguery helpful. Must possess numerous hot opinions on popular culture and other religions. Past study of history a plus, but not really that important. Judgment is essential-- you will be sitting in it of others daily. Honesty not important.

Higher ratings equals higher salary and more TV face time! Must have
own suit. Bonus if a bigot.

Interested parties contact Liberty University. If busy, page the Southern Baptist Convention. (They may not answer.)


At Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:43:00 PM, Blogger Jonathan said...

"Bonus if a bigot"

ha ha!

At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 12:35:00 AM, Blogger BellaLinda said...

Y'know, when I was in high school, only Liberty University and the USAF wanted anything to do with me. I can imagine how the Falwell folks would've reacted upon finding out I'm a liberal Episcopalian. (Liberal in theology only!)


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