I'll take "Blowing The Stereotype" for $500...
Girl gets drunk.
Girl gets drunker.
Girl wrecks car.
Girl calls boyfriend, who takes girl home.
Girl fights with boyfriend. Boyfriend leaves.
Girl gets drunker.
Girl rides bicycle, 3 miles in the rain, at midnight, to her friend's house. Friend is out of town.
Girl breaks in, steals keys and beer (gets drunker), and takes a pickup with a horse trailer on it.
Girl gets stuck.
Pickup has 4X4. Girl gets unstuck.
Girl crashes into mailbox, culvert, and gate.
Girl finally makes it onto the road.
Girl drives home.
Girl takes out mailboxes en route.
Girl drives back to friend's house.
Cop called by neighbor sees girl returning truck.
Girl's friend, on the phone, refuses to press charges.
Girl heaves sigh of relief.
Cop notes girl staggering, notes that sigh of relief was heavily laced with ethanol. Cop asks questions. Girl says she just takes Xanex, along with beer and margaritas.
Cop changes focus of investigation.
Cop asks for blood.
Girl says no.
Girl has been convicted of DWI twice before.
Girl is booked into jail for felony Driving While Intoxicated.
During book-in, cop asks standard question of highest level of education attained.
Girl (actually a grown woman) has a Master's in Business Accounting from a reputable university, and a decent job in her field.
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*This is just a story that I uh, heard from a guy I know.
Labels: beer, brooding, cars, crime, day at the office, drunks
posted by Matt G @ 5:35 AM
8 Comments:
Irresponsibility knows no boundaries of education or employment. Alcohol breaks down your inhibitions, DUH!
...as every freshman boy knows. . .
Those wild and crazy MBA chicks.
Wanton libertines, all of 'em. ;)
There's a big difference between "well-educated" and "smart". Let's see how well that MBA serves her in the clink.
I kept waiting for the guy nick-named 'The Stereotype' to show up.
*clap*
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the buffet, it's delicious.
Murphy,
Think you could do sumthin' about that D@%& law of yours if I give you a big ol' LMAO?
Holy crap.
Yeah, who knew a chick with an MBA could drive a 4x4? I'm impressed!
Somehow, my lot in life seems a little rosier after reading this post. Thank you.
Hello Matt,
First off, did you mean Master's in Business Administration, Master's in Business Administration in Accounting, or is there a special Master's in Business Accounting program at one of the B-schools in Texas? =|8-}
Anyway, I've taught MBA students - the majority of them already managers, executives or business owners - and believe you me some of them can be real pieces of work.
Cheers, and keep up the good work!
Jeff Deutsch
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