The real obscenity.

You know it's bad when the middle-schoolers are more concerned about decorum than the teachers.

Some Winnipeg students were "rattled" when, during a pep rally, two teachers performed a lap dance and simulated oral sex in front of them.

My issue, after saying "Wow. Just... wow," was to consider that those kids' parents paid school taxes for that.

Now, some of you will say "Oh, that's just Canada, Matt." But think about your own junior high and high school. Didn't you have pep rallies that focused on your assorted sports teams? I recall a popular vote by applause for cheerleader try-outs.

There's a reason that our kids can't spell "cat" even if you spot 'em a C and a T.

If I were a parent of a Winnipeg middle school student, I'd be asking for my school's standing in academia, and then asking that my taxes that year receive a pro-rated refund.