Lemme get this straight:
According to Pat Robertson, if Haiti hadn't made a pact with the devil 200 years ago, there would be no earthquake there, and the horrible poverty that preceded it likewise could have been averted. "True story," he said in his telecast on The 700 Club.
Because, as we know, there's NO other way that anyone could have possibly defeated the French. Only by using Faustian strategy could such a thing be accomplished.
And it took two centuries before the time was just right, eh, Pat?
Folks, there was a time when this guy had a real shot at the Republican presidential nomination. [Shudder.]