Point of fact: I should like to try my hand at distilling spirits.
- As I cannot afford the taxes and permit fees to do so, it would illegal to attempt to do so, regardless of whether or not I ever sold a drop of it.
- As a guy who enforces the law, I do my best not to break it.
- Thus, I can't make moonshine.
- Even though I know I could. It would be easy. I've understood the principles of the process since high school.
- This pisses me off.