Kids ask the darndest things.
It's a tired cliche, but it's a fact that children are quite capable of posing some pretty profound questions, that most of us don't have the chops to answer.
Since most of my readership is brighter than the average person on the street, I now direct you to a list of some of those questions, so that you might answer them.
posted by Matt G @ 4:31 PM
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Q: Do snakes get hot?
A: Certainly, when you cook them!
Q: Which is stronger, a white blood cell, or a skateboarder?
A: The skatebaorder, because he has lots of white blood cells.
Q: Why does Daddy have an arm beard?
A: Mummy had one, too, but she shaved it off.
Q: Are babies left handed?
A: No, they are equally uncoordinated with either hand.
Q: Why can't we see black holes?
A: We can't see any holes. Holes are an abscence of something. You can't see something that is not there. That is why we can't see President Obama's respect for the Constitution.
Q: Do airplanes poop?
A: No, but the people in them do. And its gotta get pumped out of the plane , hopefully when the plane is on the ground....
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