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Thursday, January 08, 2009

In a more perfect world...

...Al Gore would be made to hand back in his Nobel Peace Prize, and it would be re-awarded to Luvine Holmes, the founder of the greatness that is Holmes Smokehouse Pecan Smoked Sausage. It's made of beef, which ought to assuage the pork-hating cultures, and bring this world together. (At least until they see what the casing is made of.)

Please note the first two ingredients in this only slightly modified photo of the packaging:

It has texture, but not too much. It's frickin' incredible. And the jalapeƱo version is even better. At the very least, Obama needs to be penciling in a Rose Garden presentation of a Medal Of Freedom to Holmes by about January 23rd. You know, after he's settled in and all.

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4 Comments:

At Thursday, January 08, 2009 10:49:00 AM, Blogger Sabra said...

Hells yeah! I could eat that stuff daily. I had almost given up on that type of prepackaged sausage because it was so greasy (HEB has some fresh pork sausage that's great). Bought this on a whim; it's now what I buy when I buy sausage.

 
At Friday, January 09, 2009 11:56:00 AM, Blogger MauserMedic said...

Sabra,

The grease is there to fry the eggs in after the sausage is done, followed by a little taste of heaven while you listen to your arteries slamming shut.

 
At Saturday, January 10, 2009 1:54:00 PM, Blogger Old NFO said...

Geez, at least post where you can get it... sigh... I sure as hell can't get it in Northern Va.

I'd love to fry some up with onions and bell peppers, with some rice and lima beans!

 
At Sunday, January 11, 2009 6:14:00 PM, Blogger LawDog said...

Geez, at least post where you can get it.

http://www.holmessmokehouse.com/

They'll ship it to you.

 

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