Friends, I've tried.
I've tried so hard to keep my online pal StingRay from straying from the path of righteousness.
"Go play with science," I say. "Do something constructive," I beg. In response, I get venal heading straight to carnal.
"Okay, take up a hobby," I say. He starts making beer, and annoying his wife.
"Uh, take up social activism. Or better yet, try shooting for a hobby," I suggest.
He comes up with a plan to be vulgar and piss off hippies while simultaneously turning it into a shooting event. I outright vetoed that one.
Well, now he comes up with this theorem of the Holy Trinity Of What Makes For A Good Guy.
Has he got enough credits for his PhD in Lunacy, yet?
How LabRat must suffer.