A bunch of garbage.
Hey! You keep your car clean and neat.
But then I see you flipping the napkin from your burrito out the window.
Or your Jumbo Death Gulp cup.
Or your cigarette butts.
Or your beer cans.
Or your (ew) plastic Dr. Pepper bottle full of spit from the dip you've been working on all day. (again I say: Ew!)
I was talking to a German girl who was disgusted with Texas. "Efryvun t'rows deir karpage on de grund!" she lamented.
As a fairly hard core Native Texan, I immediately jumped to the defense of my beloved, maligned native land. But... damn. She was right. It's frickin' disgusting. I have no idea if she was hypocritical-- I've never had the opportunity to judge the roadsides and lands of Deutschland, so... scoreboard for the didactic Teutonic harpy.
But damn, people! Don't even begin to take a bit of pride in your neat auto, if it means that you've been dumping your crap out.
And don't give me the slightest modicum of crap if you find yourself stopped and cited for it. Please.