New rule.
My wife is no longer to keep Kale Chips in the pantry.
The pantry is where we keep food.
I thought that there was food in there.
I don't even know if food will eat kale, more less dehydrated kale chips. Can I get a ruling, Farm Family?
posted by Matt G @ 4:34 PM
9 Comments:
Not sure if food will eat that crap or not .. I sure wouldn't count on it because food is actually smarter about eating than your average vegan that you find in the area of whole foods or starbucks .
Matt.... go get some goats and feed the Kale to them. Goats will eat anything.
As for me I'll stick to real food.
Been a professional chef for a couple of decades.
Kale is not food.
Kale is not food for food.
Kale isn't even garnish any more.
Kale is a shadowy mockery food.
BGM
Kale chips??? That's just sad...
Not a huge kale fan m'self.
It may be an acquired taste but, if so, I'm not willing to put in the work.
Kale chips are OK- *OK*- if you make them yourself with liberal amounts of salt and olive oil.
I do, however, have a pretty great recipe for soup involving kale, white beans, and sausage.
Just found this story , another reason imo .. http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2014/03/woman-finds-lizard-head-arm-in-kale-salad/
Sounds like escarole, 'Rat.
I happen to find kale just fine in my soups and stews. My wife taught me that. She is the magician of all soups in this house.
In discussing HotGirl, TheGirl said to me,
"You won't go back to her. You'd regret it before the first kale chip hit your mouth."
Indelible association now.
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