Got any pocket change?
I've got five... no, six! dollars, and 37 cents.
Let's all kick in and buy a Type 42 destroyer.
Sure, the engines and the guns are removed, but think of the fun we could have. I'm thinking that, once we've got some Mercury outboards mounted, we go make a run up and down the coast of Somalia.
I know whom I'm asking to captain her.
What, me?!? Are you kidding? Give up a gunport on the rails for a spot on the conn? You're out of your mind.