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Friday, March 28, 2008

If elected, I promise...

...to appoint a House Select Committee to investigate why, while seasoning my egg sandwich to go, it takes 5 pepper packets just to result in what appears to be the leavings of a constipated fly, while a single salt packet yields enough NaCl to cure a freshly-killed moose.

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10 Comments:

At Friday, March 28, 2008 7:21:00 AM, Blogger Sailorcurt said...

You've got my vote.

 
At Friday, March 28, 2008 8:08:00 AM, Anonymous Matt M said...

What, you are opposed to the free market solution?

 
At Friday, March 28, 2008 11:08:00 AM, Blogger Rabbit said...

Obviously they also supply Whataburger with these fine prepackaged products, too.

I'm at a ratio of 8 to 1, although I rarely use more than 1/3 of the 1.

I'll let them know if I run across any moose, though.

Regards,
Rabbit.

 
At Friday, March 28, 2008 11:47:00 AM, Blogger BobG said...

Salt is cheaper, and people use it more than pepper. There's no accounting for tastes. Personally, I carry around a small bottle of Tabasco in a pocket of my vest if I think I am going to be eating out anywhere.

 
At Friday, March 28, 2008 1:08:00 PM, Blogger kbarrett said...

Salt is cheap. Pepper isn't.

 
At Saturday, March 29, 2008 4:39:00 AM, Blogger KD5NRH said...

I see quality ground black pepper for $11.09/lb retail, so the .7g normal serving size costs 1.7 cents retail, or about 0.2 cents if you're buying by the ton. A teaspoon would be a bit over 2g, or 4.8 cents retail. That's some big money you're demanding they throw in with your overpriced low-grade food.

Of course, the tiny packets also result in a lot of packaging waste since you're going to get your gram or so anyway, even though that means you're tearing open a ridiculous number of packets to get it.

 
At Saturday, March 29, 2008 4:58:00 AM, Blogger Matt G said...

That's it-- you're all getting congressianal supeonas.

 
At Saturday, March 29, 2008 11:37:00 AM, Blogger kbarrett said...

kd5nrh: Over billions of servings ... a fraction of a cent is big money.

 
At Sunday, March 30, 2008 2:48:00 AM, Blogger kvegas911 said...

While you're at it, figure out the conspiracy behind the inability to open a ketchup packet while wearing a uniform without wearing it. Same goes for mustard and coffee. You've got my vote. Actually, I like your issues much better than the current crop of presidential hopefuls...I'm writing you in.

 
At Sunday, March 30, 2008 7:32:00 AM, Blogger Matt G said...

Roger that, Kvegas. I've a friend with Columbus, OH PD. They wear white uniform shirts and white peaked caps (my friend calls them "sinister ice cream men"). I could never eat or drink anything but bottled water in that outfit.

 

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