Note to all:
You know that cell phone that you're holding to your face in public?
Yeah, that one.
Well you know those little holes at the end that's not at your ear?
Go ahead and look. I'll wait.
Okay. That's your phone's microphone.
It's right next to your frickin' mouth!
Pay attention, because I'm only going to say this politely one time:
You do NOT need to shout or indeed even raise your voice when speaking into a microphone that is within 2 inches of your
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