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Monday, May 14, 2007

Keeping me in business

Thank Gawd felons are dumb.

If they were smarter, they wouldn't do things like:

-Park the semi tractor and flatbed trailer, which they had stolen 2 days previously, in front of their own house...

-And then wander out to fire it up to warm it up for their night's excursions to steal large items (like sheds), before toddling back inside...

-Without checking to see if a certain blogger-type officer is parked just up the street in a marked patrol unit watching the stolen vehicle...

-Only to give a detailed post-Miranda confession....

-Then admitting that the loaded meth pipe in the truck was his own, before it had even been found.

Heh.

Cal Tech has not, to my knowledge, been calling him to pick up his advanced degree in Rocket Propulsion.

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This would just be a for-instance-type illustration, you see. I certainly would never confirm or deny that such an event took place anywhere around my jurisdiction, or on my shift....

Just tradin' stories, here....

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1 Comments:

At Monday, May 14, 2007 9:31:00 AM, Blogger HollyB said...

Yeah, I've wanted an additional charge that officers could "Tack on" for cases like this. The Felony Stupid offense.
For minor offenses, there could be Misdemeanor Stupid. I'll let you and LD fill in the blanks on Class A, B and C; and the different grades of the felony Stupid and what constitutes each type of same.

 

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