Taking nursery rhymes, and making them for "adults..."
...only to realize that you're more immature than ever.
Yes, I've heard most of 'em, and they still crack me up.
Eg:
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SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumbass!"
An oldie, but a goodie.
(Hat tip to Guy K.)
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