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Friday, August 17, 2012

Haiku #N+1: Observation In A School Parking Lot

I see three Scope jugs
In teacher's car, and I wonder:
To hide the vodka?

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4 Comments:

At Saturday, August 18, 2012 9:20:00 PM, Blogger charlotte g said...

O suspicious one, I have on good authority from a recovering alcoholic that it is Gatorade jugs used for that. And he always hid them under the seat. Bet the teacher has some use in the classroom for them. But then, I am naive and trusting. ;)

 
At Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:37:00 PM, Blogger Matt G said...

Uh, Mom? You can have all the good authority that you want, but I've arrested more than a couple of drunk drivers with minty fresh breath and a large bottle of mouthwash-vodka cocktail in their car.

 
At Sunday, August 19, 2012 11:50:00 PM, Blogger Sabra said...

You reminded me of the time I and my classmates almost missed out on a field trip because our teacher showed up an hour late, visibly hungover, and reeking of alcohol. Fun times.

 
At Monday, August 20, 2012 7:54:00 PM, Anonymous Greg Tag said...

Matt:

You got me thinking.

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Texas A & M circa 2007

Main Campus - Colt box
on history prof's car seat
good - gun guy like me

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Question

To solve old riddle
gun-scholar needs little thought
"free men, free arms - peace"

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Civics Lesson

Hoplite - minute man
free citizens bear their arms
only the tools change

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Heinlein

Great scribe - Navy Grad
Wise - arms promote politeness
and dissuade evil

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gotta get back to work.

Regards

GKT

 

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