I beg your pardon for the profanity...
...but I believe I'm about to post a link up on the right, to ShitMyDadSays.com.
I could drink a beer or a cuppa coffee with this guy's dad. I laughed aloud repeatedly.
Note: EVERY SINGLE POST is profane.
Okay, wait: I found this one, which again made me laugh:
"We're out of Grape Nuts... No, what's left is for me. Sorry, I should have said, 'You're out of Grape Nuts.'"
Labels: family, funny, heh, lifestyle, Other blogs
posted by Matt G @ 8:40 PM
7 Comments:
"Here's a strawberry, sorry for farting near you...Hey! Either take the strawberry and stop bitching, or no strawberry, that's the deal."
"I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing fucking makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' fucking umbrella in it"
"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"
Funny! I think I just woke up my roomate laughing so loudly.
You'd love the comment about Kyra Sedgewick my dad made.
"What? They run out of REAL southern women to play southern women? Bitch is about as convincing as Queen Elisabeth playing someone Japanese."
The politically correct are welcome at our house, but, we will put the bitch in their habitually offended.
All good ones ;-)
Soon to be a TV series starring William Shatner as "my dad." (Yes really.)
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