I beg your pardon for the profanity...
...but I believe I'm about to post a link up on the right, to ShitMyDadSays.com.
I could drink a beer or a cuppa coffee with this guy's dad. I laughed aloud repeatedly.
Note: EVERY SINGLE POST is profane.
Okay, wait: I found this one, which again made me laugh:
"We're out of Grape Nuts... No, what's left is for me. Sorry, I should have said, 'You're out of Grape Nuts.'"