Haiku #10: Negative Correlation.
A relationship
Exists, Between those who bathe
And those with warrants.
Labels: day at the office, Haiku
posted by Matt G @ 7:12 PM
Saturday, February 16, 2008
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- Name: Matt G
- Location: N, Texas, United States
I think that there's bound to be a way to serve myself, serve my community, and not take freedom away from good people.
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3 Comments:
I was commenting to myself & my K9 today on the way back from a call-out about the many colorful christmas trees on the patrol car rearview.
I thought to myself, many people probably smell very bad in his car.
those that smell horrid
get in back of patrol car
go straight to next town
oh wait....did I say that? BTW, we will make millions if we can come up with Patrol Car Anti Butt Funk Disinfectant that really works.
Next time you take one to the jail, ask to use some of their Funk No More in the cage. It's pretty agressive stuff. Makes your back seat smell like a chemical war zone. But so much better than the smell of unwashed arse.
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