Better And Better

If you don't draw yours, I won't draw mine. A police officer, working in the small town that he lives in, focusing on family and shooting and coffee, and occasionally putting some people in jail.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Haiku #10: Negative Correlation.

A relationship
Exists, Between those who bathe
And those with warrants.

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At Saturday, February 16, 2008 10:01:00 PM, Blogger RugbyGirlMD said...

I was commenting to myself & my K9 today on the way back from a call-out about the many colorful christmas trees on the patrol car rearview.

I thought to myself, many people probably smell very bad in his car.

At Wednesday, February 20, 2008 12:45:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

those that smell horrid
get in back of patrol car
go straight to next town

oh wait....did I say that? BTW, we will make millions if we can come up with Patrol Car Anti Butt Funk Disinfectant that really works.

At Wednesday, February 20, 2008 12:49:00 AM, Blogger Matt G said...

Next time you take one to the jail, ask to use some of their Funk No More in the cage. It's pretty agressive stuff. Makes your back seat smell like a chemical war zone. But so much better than the smell of unwashed arse.


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