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If you don't draw yours, I won't draw mine. A police officer, working in the small town that he lives in, focusing on family and shooting and coffee, and occasionally putting some people in jail.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

When cute pandas attack.

Apparently, Gu Gu, a 240 pound giant panda in China, has managed to chomp on his third uninvited visitor into his enclosure.

In October, Gu Gu bit a teen intruder. And in 2007, he bit a drunken tourist who jumped into his pen and tried to hug him.

I'm thinking that the Chinese could probably find someplace else where such tourists can find bear-like creatures who would like to cuddle.

Officials at the Beijing Zoo are considering changes to keep visitors away from Gu Gu the panda.

Why bother? Sounds like he's having a great time, and is no worse for wear from it.

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At Thursday, January 08, 2009 1:42:00 PM, Blogger Murphy said...

Darwin, foiled again.

At Thursday, January 08, 2009 2:03:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw this too and passed it along to co-workers under the heading of "The World is Coming Apart."

I see a new topic of the gun forums: What is the Best Handgun for Panda Country?

At Thursday, January 08, 2009 4:37:00 PM, Blogger Crucis said...

Pandas need a varied diet too.

At Friday, January 09, 2009 4:27:00 AM, Blogger Evil Transport Lady said...

Go Panda! How dare they lock him in a cage!

At Friday, January 09, 2009 12:42:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe the animal handler folks call making animals forage rather than going a trough "enrichment," and it provides exercise in addition to the mental activity of searching.

Seems we have here a prime example of enrichment, the food running all over the compound and all.

At Saturday, January 10, 2009 12:56:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hannibal the Panda:

A zookeeper tried to test me once. I ate his liver with some bamboo sprouts and a stalk of celery.

At Saturday, January 10, 2009 1:52:00 PM, Blogger Old NFO said...

Dang, Murph beat me to it :-) People really DON'T realize pandas are not cute and cuddley in real life! Same for Kuala Bears, they are nasty little creatures that ONLY want to be left alone.

At Saturday, January 10, 2009 2:56:00 PM, Blogger closed said...

maybe we should loan them a grizzly ... faster attack speed.

At Sunday, January 11, 2009 8:12:00 AM, Blogger Home on the Range said...

They just need to tell the Panda that the tourists are "land kittens" so they won't eat them.

At Sunday, January 11, 2009 2:13:00 PM, Blogger Crucis said...

How about "land swine" and their bacon is cholesterol free.


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