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Monday, October 29, 2007

Maligned yet again.

Ambulance Driver questions my funk-itude whilest directing traffic.

Why, I'll have you know that, when standing in the middle of the four-way stop intersection and side-stepping between two loaded gravel trucks roaring by-- while still motioning to traffic on one side and holding it up on the other-- I was told that I looked like I had all the moves to the Souja Boy "Crank Dat" dance down, and oughta try out as a walk-on for the
Longhorns football team.

So there. [Yo.]

[I'm reasonably sure that if I got a certain giant bald-headed fireman to do the dance with me, we could raise a LOT of money for the city emergency services departments. People would pay, just to laugh at us.And throw rotten fruit. (which might appear redundant.)]

But I don't direct traffic like this any more, because it gets my uniform and white gloves too dirty. Highly unprofessional, don'tcha know.

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At Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:51:00 PM, Blogger Ambulance Driver said...

Dude, I would pay to see that.

I'd be up front, hooting and hollering, sticking fives in your duty belt. ;)

At Wednesday, October 31, 2007 11:33:00 PM, Blogger phlegmfatale said...

Yeah, I'd pay to see y'all throw down in an intersection, too. Just tell me where & when.


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