Better And Better

If you don't draw yours, I won't draw mine. A police officer, working in the small town that he lives in, focusing on family and shooting and coffee, and occasionally putting some people in jail.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Suggestion to all y'all would-be scofflaws and light-runnin' criminals:

If you don't want extra charges, don't:
  • --beg the officer who just told you that you're under arrest to let you go get your credit card from in the house, and
  • --when he escorts you in the house, take him into the bedroom,
  • --which houses the desk,
  • --which has the drawer,
  • --which holds a giant cigar box sufficient to hold a Glock 21 and 4 magazines,
  • --which you insist on rummaging around (to the extent that you're actually sliding it around),
  • --and then begin to wrestle with the nice officer when he reaches for the box.

This is enough to make even the most R.E.M.F. of "soldiers" in the "War On [Some] Drugs" pursue an additional charge of possession of your meth pipe and scales.

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At Tuesday, June 12, 2007 11:52:00 AM, Blogger phlegmfatale said...

gee whiz! how is it possible he could get more stupid?

At Tuesday, June 12, 2007 6:13:00 PM, Blogger Assrot said...

Some people you just can't reach. What we got here is failure to communicate.So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.


Matt, if they were smart they would not be criminals.

At Tuesday, June 12, 2007 8:56:00 PM, Blogger ERnursey said...

It is fortunate that the criminals are stupid enough to assist with their own arrest.


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