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If you don't draw yours, I won't draw mine. A police officer, working in the small town that he lives in, focusing on family and shooting and coffee, and occasionally putting some people in jail.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Message to posterity:

While I'm not certain that anyone will keep this blog on their hard drive in the decades after I'm gone, I'll make the following observation, in an attempt to help future anthropologists and historians who are sifting through the remnants of our present, looking for an answer:
At least half of our major news broadcast today is made up of two main stories:

  1. Discussion on the findings of an inquest as to who is the biological father of a dead drug-addled slut's surviving kid.
  2. Discussion of how a black minister with bad hair is decrying a white broadcaster with bad hair, for using the term "nappy-headed hoes." [Apparently, the definitive meaning of the phrase can be provided by one "Snoop Dogg"(who is about to earn his street cred in prison.)].

So don't go thinking that I haven't done anything for future generations.


"I don't understand! They had the biggest satellite network. They had the best computers! The biggest army and the last big blue-water navy! They had the biggest economy this world had ever seen! What could possibly have caused their downf.... Ohhhhhh...!"

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At Wednesday, April 11, 2007 5:22:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...oh look! A monkey!

At Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:02:00 PM, Blogger Matt G said...

Sayeth Uncle.

I know, I know-- too long winded.

Soundbites over 10 seconds not accepted.

Need only put in a recognizable name and promise video footage, then cut for comercial.

At Thursday, April 12, 2007 8:12:00 AM, Blogger HollyB said...

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At Thursday, April 12, 2007 11:40:00 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

It's probably because this nation has a collective case of Attention Deficit Dis...hey, let's go ride our bikes!


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